Jack of All Trades: High Stakes SKORE 05.27.2026

Fake Iran Hormuz report; oil −5.55% to $88. Dow record. CRM: EPS +50%, Agentforce $3.4B +200%, $25B buyback — but Q2 guide soft, −3% AH. ZS −31%: worst day ever, ARR guide 16–17% vs. 25% current. SNOW +18% AH: biggest beat ever. SKORE: CRM 8.3 · ZS 4.8.